Catch the subway before Ass Tuesday is gone!

Chill out. It’s Ass Tuesday.

Okay, I won’t do the joke. Happy Ass Tuesday!

Grab a fork, it’s Ass Tuesday!

Did you get the message? It’s Ass Tuesday!

Hurry up! Ass Tuesday is here!!!

Don’t be a blockhead. Celebrate Ass Tuesday!

Let your light shine. It’s Ass Tuesday!

Do what the poster says.

Make a joyful noise. It’s Ass Tuesday!